The Red Dragon, the Serpent King, and the Prince of Persia: Friends at the Last

The Red Dragon -- all whitewashed and friendly looking, bearing sweet boons for all mankind -- is setting up shop on the Dark Continent.

Yon sails the jolly beest!  And where did Red China decide to squat upon said Serpent Kingdom treasures and jools?

Not on Yo Booty . . . not quite yet.  On Djibouti!  The little Mao-Mao Red Spot below, perched cheerfully atop the Great Horn of the Serpent Kingdom.  With the interior Ethiopian Horn shown in blue, like a shank hidden, thirsty in reserve.

Scripturally, horns denote power and authority.  They are symbols of aggression, threat, and potency.  The Red Dragon did not touch-down on the Great Horn by accident.

Now China and Africa are besties!  The scamps.  Beesties is more like it.  And if that's insufficient frolic, the CCP also is running war games with the Great Bear (Russia) and the Prince of Persia (Iran).  Perhaps you recall that prince from his losing effort in Daniel 10:13?

In response to this extraordinary and sinister alliance of Dragons of the East, and the grave threat to the Western world, the Defense Ministers of Western Europe quickly gathered . . .

. . . to hold their semi-annual Koffee Klatch Koven and Retreat at a low-carbon-consuming hostel on Ibiza.

The United Sisterhood of the DisUnited States, meanwhile, raced to counter the menace building in the East by tripling the number of Mandatory Diversity Workshops for all military personnel -- active, reserve, retired, or deceased.  :O)  In addition all women, homosexuals, trans-persons, undecideds, and people-of-color were immediately promoted to the rank of Deity, with Oak Leaf Cluster.

The U.S. Vice-President was authorized to order the Armed Forces onto Red Alert Status, but Kammy Hair-is had a salon appointment that day, and had to reschedule all those fighty-stuff decisions for next week.

 

Jacinda Ardern, New Zealand Primo Ministero, responded to the threat from China, Iran, and Russia with lightning-reflexes.  Jacinda promptly locked-down all New Zealanders who didn't vote for her, and took away their property, children, bank accounts, pets, and shoes.  For their own protection, of course.  Ms. Minister Ardern just wants everyone to be safe!

On a tip from Sistah Australia, Prime Minister Ardern fire-bombed the village of Hobbiton and Bilbo's House at Bag End, because the local citizenry insurrectionists remained adamant anti-vaxxers.

BEFORE

AFTER

Here's Jacqi, pictured with Klaus Schwab cosplaying before the solemn lighting of the 2021 Beltane Fire:

. . . and of course Ma Ardern is right there to support princess!

All-good then and, as they say in Gulag Australia, no worries mate!  It seems the Western World is well-in-hand after all.  Keep it right on up then.