Cerelean Invasion

Cocoa Crispies is largely responsible for this Loser Blog.  And its Loser Blogger. 

Long-term ingestion.  Time-released toxins.

The origins, sexual orientation, and ultimate motives of Snap, Crackle, and Pop are questionable.

Also indicted:

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Mini Wheats

Sugar Pops (damn! those were good)

Sugar Smacks (o yeah baby)

Cocoa Puffs

Jets

Lucky Charms

Trix (multicolored I.V. sugar injections that crunched)


Yeah l.d. snurfed 'em all down, with lots of cow's milk of course, that everybody drank and he was/is allergic to.

'Splains a few thangs dont it? 

But God intervened and fortunately did not allow Captain Crunch and/or Captain Crunch with Crunchberries to be invented during little dynamo's childhood . . . lest chaos ensue preemie and all be Even Worse than present.

You are welcome.


This

is Wickedness