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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Cerelean Invasion

Cocoa Crispies is largely responsible for this Loser Blog.  And its Loser Blogger. 

Long-term ingestion.  Time-released toxins.

The origins, sexual orientation, and ultimate motives of Snap, Crackle, and Pop are questionable.

Also indicted:

Frosted Flakes

Frosted Mini Wheats

Sugar Pops (damn! those were good)

Sugar Smacks (o yeah baby)

Cocoa Puffs


Lucky Charms

Trix (multicolored I.V. sugar injections that crunched)

Yeah l.d. snurfed 'em all down, with lots of cow's milk of course, that everybody drank and he was/is allergic to.

'Splains a few thangs dont it? 

But God intervened and fortunately did not allow Captain Crunch and/or Captain Crunch with Crunchberries to be invented during little dynamo's childhood . . . lest chaos ensue preemie and all be Even Worse than present.

You are welcome.


is Wickedness


  • 'QUAKE-r' connects your sordid cereals to present geo-conditions


    By Blogger aferrismoon, At 1:04 AM  

  • see? i told you, its NOT my fault . . . eh responsibility

    "sordid" cereals? MY sordid cereals?

    i reveal plots against me (as a child no less) trusting youd take my side

    instead... 'my sordid cereals'

    ouch, AF

    one of us is Cap'n Crunch and one of us is the ... person with him (Mr. Crunchberry? THE Crunchberry)

    you pick first :O)

    By Blogger ray, At 1:31 AM  

  • Ok I'll go for THE Crunchberry. King 'o Crunchbry Island, where the word 'sordid' means 'fantasteeky '.


    By Blogger aferrismoon, At 7:13 AM  

  • suits me

    we can always trade later, ive already got plenty spots, plus an eerily similar noggincrop (yes i do cut it myself . . . physical appearance being one of the reasons i write instead of act)

    All hail King Krunchberry, Laird of County Crunch!

    Don't worry be happy!

    Long may Laird Krunchie ingest sordid cereals and save on toofpaste!

    By Blogger ray, At 1:35 AM  

  • uk.news.yahoo.com/cereal-takeover-chinese-firm-buys-weetabix-092253933--finance.html


    By Blogger aferrismoon, At 2:16 PM  

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