Da Black Whole

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Cadillac With Drawl

— Tiger Woods withdrew from the Cadillac Championship after 11 holes Sunday with soreness in his left Achilles tendon, throwing into doubt his final month heading into the Masters.  [March 11, 2012]

Tiger featured a few posts back, getting his hubris handed to him by former whuppin'boy Phil Mickelson.

Woods hasn't won since his wife assaulted him in their car with a golf club, after which Tiger told everybody he fell down the stairs or something something, and the perp walked with blazillions in settlement moolah, widely commisserated-with as a victim of It All.

Making it even harder on non-celebrity non-billionaire guys during their domestic proceedings.

Thus it was at the heel -- the place by which his mother firmly held him -- that proved the sole, and fatal, vulnerability of the greatest of classical warriors, Achilles.


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